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<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join host Chance Trahan on the Sheriff Says podcast as he delivers raw and unfiltered truth like never before. Tune in for insightful discussions on a range of topics that will challenge your perspective and inspire critical thinking. Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [STR8 TAKIYA NYTE]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[STR8 TAKIYA NYTE]]></itunes:title>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 21:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [KEES MAH AHCE]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[KEES MAH AHCE]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [DEPART FROM ME]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[DEPART FROM ME]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [REPTILE WINS, NOT]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[REPTILE WINS, NOT]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [SO FOR REAL]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[SO FOR REAL]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
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<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [EN THEE AND]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[EN THEE AND]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [TOEING THE LINE]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[TOEING THE LINE]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [BITCH SAY KINNINIGAN]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[BITCH SAY KINNINIGAN]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
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<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [MAN YOU SUCK]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[MAN YOU SUCK]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
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<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [EYKAMER EUFACKIN MOOLEE]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[EYKAMER EUFACKIN MOOLEE]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
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<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [DEVILINA BLUE DRESS]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[DEVILINA BLUE DRESS]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
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<itunes:duration>1:19:19</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [BICH BES RECANIZE]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[BICH BES RECANIZE]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
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<itunes:duration>1:07:28</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [PEWPEWPEW SHOTS FIRED]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[PEWPEWPEW SHOTS FIRED]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
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<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [HAWT OFFDA PRESSES]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[HAWT OFFDA PRESSES]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
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<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [VEGAN LEATHER JACKET]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[VEGAN LEATHER JACKET]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
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<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [MUTHAPHUCKEN FLYIN MUNKEAS]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[MUTHAPHUCKEN FLYIN MUNKEAS]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
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<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [HUH YEU ASSHO]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[HUH YEU ASSHO]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
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<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [OITE FUKUDEN NIGGUH]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[OITE FUKUDEN NIGGUH]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
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<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [U KNOW WHAT]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[U KNOW WHAT]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
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<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-U-KNOW-WHAT.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [IN RARE FORM]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[IN RARE FORM]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
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<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-IN-RARE-FORM.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [THE KAMIKAZE BEEZ]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[THE KAMIKAZE BEEZ]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
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<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-THE-KAMIKAZE-BEEZ.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
<enclosure url="https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-PUBLIC-SERVICE-ANNOUNCEMENT.mp3" length="2000000" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-PUBLIC-SERVICE-ANNOUNCEMENT.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>00:40</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [THE CUCKOOZ NEST]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[THE CUCKOOZ NEST]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
<enclosure url="https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-THE-CUCKOOZ-NEST.mp3" length="152061826" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-THE-CUCKOOZ-NEST.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [BUTT ASS NAKED]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[BUTT ASS NAKED]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
<enclosure url="https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-BUTT-ASS-NAKED.mp3" length="152061826" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-BUTT-ASS-NAKED.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [3 FEENGRR KOMBO]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[3 FEENGRR KOMBO]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
<enclosure url="https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-3-FEENGRR-KOMBO.mp3" length="152061826" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-3-FEENGRR-KOMBO.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [SAY MY NAME]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[SAY MY NAME]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
<enclosure url="https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-SAY-MY-NAME.mp3" length="152061826" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-SAY-MY-NAME.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [THE 3 PENDEJOS]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[THE 3 PENDEJOS]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
<enclosure url="https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-THE-3-PENDEJOS.mp3" length="152061826" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-THE-3-PENDEJOS.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [THE PANTSUIT DIARIES]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[THE PANTSUIT DIARIES]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
<enclosure url="https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-THE-PANTSUIT-DIARIES.mp3" length="152061826" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-THE-PANTSUIT-DIARIES.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [WHIPT CREEM SODUH]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[WHIPT CREEM SODUH]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
<enclosure url="https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-WHIPT-CREEM-SODUH.mp3" length="158000000" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-WHIPT-CREEM-SODUH.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>1:05:54</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [AUH THE AFTERMATH]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[AUH THE AFTERMATH]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
<enclosure url="https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-AUH-THE-AFTERMATH.mp3" length="152061826" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-AUH-THE-AFTERMATH.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [EYES SO PIST]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[EYES SO PIST]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
<enclosure url="https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-EYES-SO-PIST.mp3" length="152061826" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-EYES-SO-PIST.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [CAULED N2 KUESCHUN]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[CAULED N2 KUESCHUN]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
<enclosure url="https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-CAULED-N2-KUESCHUN.mp3" length="152061826" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-CAULED-N2-KUESCHUN.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [BIG STANKY DOODOO]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[BIG STANKY DOODOO]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
<enclosure url="https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-BIG-STANKY-DOODOO.mp3" length="120000000" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-BIG-STANKY-DOODOO.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>50:37</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [IN THE VICINITY]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[IN THE VICINITY]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
<enclosure url="https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-IN-THE-VICINITY.mp3" length="152061826" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-IN-THE-VICINITY.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>1:03:21</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<item>
<title><![CDATA[SHERIFF SAYS [PULL THE PLUNGE]]]></title>
<itunes:title><![CDATA[PULL THE PLUNGE]]></itunes:title>
<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></itunes:summary>
<link><![CDATA[https://sheriffsays.com/]]></link>
<itunes:image href="https://sheriffsays.com/images/sheriff-says-podcast-hero.jpg"/>
<description><![CDATA[Raw, unfiltered truth with Chance Trahan. No corporate spin. Conspiracy, spiritual warfare, and real talk that hits different.]]></description>
<enclosure url="https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-PULL-THE-PLUNGE.mp3" length="30000000" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<guid>https://sheriffsays.com/episodes/SHERIFF-SAYS-PULL-THE-PLUNGE.mp3</guid>
<itunes:duration>12:34</itunes:duration>
<author>sheriff@sheriffsays.com (Chance Trahan)</author>
<itunes:author>Chance Trahan</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2026 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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